Unemployed

This (almost) socially unacceptable fact is what I'm facing. Although it gives me more time to do things around the house/property ie. tile the bathroom, take down wallpaper, fix up flower beds etc. I still need to pay the bills. Also it sucks when I run into people I know cause it's inevitable they will ask "So what 'cha doing now?" and I'll answer with some coy remark about my past work accomplishments and how I couldn't avoid the now unemployed position I'm now in because I did such a thorough job on the project.
John's staying with me for a few days. I really enjoy my mornings with him around;It's nice to see the person you love right when you wake up. It's like starting the day with a sniff of cocaine. Ok so I don't really know what that's like but I can image. This morning on the menu is blueberry pancakes and a half and half mixture of coffee substitute and the pure gold caffine enriched coffee. (I'm trying to wean myself of the cafinee adiction) My cat Inu (Eeeenew) will be having tuna. If you look on the side of the cat food can at the lack of real food you'll see why.